How to learn to drive a stick shift in 2020

#1. Call the cops on yourself for grand theft.

#2. Hop into a car with a stick shift. Preferably one that looks like it’s well-insured.

#3. Drive it like you stole it… because you are stealing it.

#4. Profit or fail.

You either know how to drive a stick now, or at the very least not to drive one…and if you failed you have some time to think about what you can do better now that you’re in jail.

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